HERE WE GO: Ruben Amorim finally asked for Clear out of SIX first team players as He Line up possible REPLACEMENT before January window closes

HERE WE GO: Before the January transfer window closes, Ruben Amorim has finally requested that six players on the first team be removed from the roster. He is also considering the possibility of making a replacement.

A Very Good Thing – a dream, even – rather than a sign of widespread panic, Manchester United is going to ram through thirteen deals in the next thirteen days, and this phenomenon is a very good thing. If only it could be February already, Mediawatch would be perfectly content.

so that one can sleep and possibly dreamDuring this particular January transfer window, there has been a significant increase in the amount of speculation regarding a “dream transfer window” (see Mediawatches for more information). The wonderful thing about all of this noise is that it has accompanied a January transfer window in which, for the most part, not much has actually occurred. This is consistent with the majority of January transfer windows.

Even though Mediawatch is still confident that the days ahead will be filled with even more ridiculous nonsense, the Manchester United dream that was published in the Mirror today has certainly raised the bar to an extremely high level.

Just take a look at this complete and utter filth.

During the January transfer window, Manchester United had a dream ending with nine players leaving and four players signing.

If there were to be some ins and outs at United over the next few days, it would not come as much of a surprise to anyone. In addition, there is the possibility that there is a quantity of activity that is capable of being appropriately referred to as “significant.” To put it another way, they are not going to rush through thirteen transfer deals in thirteen days, guys.

Even if they were going to do that, we are not entirely certain that rushing through thirteen transfer deals in the final thirteen days of a transfer window in January could ever be considered a “dream end.” Still, we are not sure that this would ever be the case. What could be called a “panicked end”?

But since we are already here, we might as well find out who else is involved in this dream and what it is about.

Manchester United are now the ‘worst team’ in the club’s history, according to Ruben Amorim – and fresh acquisitions seem to the only option.

The only issue is that the Red Devils are running out of time to get deals over the line. There’s barely a week and a half remaining of the 2025 January transfer window and as it stands, not one new signing has put pen to paper.

It is true that it is difficult to acquire good players in the month of January, and as a result, United probably should not and will not sign four of them in a great big panicky rush.

Nevertheless, it is possible that all of that is going to change within the next few days. The possibility exists that a number of United’s most prominent players will leave Old Trafford, which would free up significant funds for the acquisition of new players.

In the event that you come across a paragraph in which the word “could” appears three times, you can rest assured that the subsequent paragraph is going to be entirely rock solid.

Starting with the nine exits, let’s get started. Despite the fact that we haven’t finished it yet, we will power through it since, Lord knows, you have more important things to do.

A good enough starting lineup would consist of Marcus Rashford, Alejandro Garnacho, Antony, Christian Eriksen, Victor Lindelof, and Casemiro. Individually, they all make some kind of sense. Any one of those players leaving United over the next week or two would be no surprise. The most important thing is to keep in mind that all SIX of them will.

In contrast, mathematicians will notice that SIX is not the same as NINE. Here things take a bit of a turn with the idea of Tyrell Malacia potentially leaving on loan being used to fudge the numbers slightly, before full on p*ss-taking kicks in with further loans for Harry Amass (17 years old, zero first-team appearances for Manchester United) and Dan Gore (20 years old, two first-team appearances for Manchester United) being added because while SEVEN is definitely more than SIX, you cannot deny that NINE is even more than SEVEN.

Nevertheless, it should come as no surprise that the “four signings” are when things truly start to fall apart. Because only a small percentage of people ever make four signatures in the month of January, right? To put it simply, it is not going to be a very good idea. So what have we got?

We going to start at the finish here, if you’ll allow us. Mediawatch is obligated to notify you that the Mirror, bless their hearts, is still entertaining the notion that Manchester United may sign Viktor Gyokeres this month. This is due to the fact that Mediawatch has the right to do so.

You are aware of what? That’s cool. Let’s just say, for the sake of argument, that is something that takes the possibility into consideration. It’s one of them. What about the other three?

Looking at incomings, it looks the focus might perhaps be on the left-back position. The most probable candidate to join in the coming days is the Lecce defender Patrick Dorgu, who will provide more depth to the team.